June 2012
135 posts
idk why people assume youre jealous of everything you hate
i hate spiders that doesnt mean im jealous they have 8 legs and eat flies
- Me: Hey, I just met you.
- Person:
- Me: And this is crazy.
- Person:
- Me: But I'm standing up.
- Person:
- Me: 'Cause I'm the Real Slim Shady.
lets be honest here, if i didn’t have internet access i would probably have become a serial killer a long time ago
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why do people even password protect their wifi Jesus said you should love thy neighbour