May 2013
110 posts
expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
Today I went to Subway.
sleeping-with-hayleywilliams:
letsfeelthathing:
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
you’re my new favorite person
wagnerrios:
Life has no remote control, get up and change it yourself!
gumiappendsweet:
my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
that-stupid-tardis-sound:
if you pull out my earphones i will pull out your lungs
That moment of joy when you remember you have ice...
bestlols:
getoffmybloghoe:
dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
White parent lectures: Don't ever do that again *takes phone away. (5 minute lecture)
Asian parent lectures: Are you stupid? Don't ever do that again! *compares you to other people* *goes off topic* *talking nonsense* *comes back on topic* *compares you again* *goes off topic* etc. (2 hour lecture)
circletines:
my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard
basically me at school all day
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
taeomi:
if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me
i hope you find $20 on the ground today
you is kind,
you is smart,
you is important,
arthursbone:
sentimentalsaturdays:
when I’m forced to participate in gym class
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